“It had a perfectly round door like a
porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle.
The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable
tunnel without smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted,
provided with polished chairs, and lots of lots of pegs for hats and coats --
the hobbit was fond of visitors.” -The
Hobbit
I was about to live out my dream; my dream that I had the very first
time I watched as the camera was following behind Gandalf in his cart and as it
peered over the hill; I gasped when I saw the Shire with its green hills,
flowers, and hobbit-holes come to life onto the big screen. From that moment, I knew that I wanted to go
to New Zealand one day and walk through the Shire. To know that someone had
created this place--made what I had only imagined in my head and dreamed of a
mythical land like this existing--and actually turned it into a tangible place
you could see with your own eyes . . . that was truly amazing. I was in 10th grade when I had that
dream, and the ten or so years that have passed since then have not diminished
this desire, but it has stayed within me.
I should have prefaced this blog with, “Nerd Alert!”, but I really find
no sense in being ashamed in my zeal, so, I’m gonna lay it on thick and tell
you all my imaginative thoughts; hopefully you won’t think less of me.
Josh had promised me we would go to Hobbiton and I had been
anticipating this moment for, well, you already know, forever! As we left Rotorua on Saturday morning, I
just didn’t know what to do with myself driving down the road, with each kilometer
bringing us closer to my dream. The
countryside brought peace to my anxious/excited self, and I thought that at any
moment a hobbit might pop out from behind the fence. And, there were sheep, sheep, sheep
everywhere! I was starting to feel very
nervous. Josh thought this was funny,
because he could tell I had butterflies in my stomach since I was being quiet,
and, he likes to make fun of me for my obsession. At last, we arrived at the quaint and cute
town of Matamata. I can imagine how
proud the townsfolk must feel that Bilbo’s house is right down the road. A few of the shops took advantage and milked
it for what it was worth; I saw one shoe store called Strider. We drove up to the I-site visitor’s center
that was painted and designed to resemble a hobbit hole with signs advertising the
Hobbiton tours. We thought we were going
to go to the later tour time, which is why we arrived about an hour and a half
early, but as we walked in to sign up and pay for the tour, the lady asked if
we wanted to go to the one that was leaving in ten minutes. I hate having to make split second decisions,
and I didn’t know what to do as I wanted more time to prepare myself mentally
and just make sure we had everything ready, but then again did we really want
to wait that long and that might make me more nervous? We decided to go, but we had to run back to
the car and get all our cameras ready…I was kind of freaking out and saying we
should have waited. I had a few moments
of being a pill, but I guess I’ll blame it on my nerves and what a huge deal
this was to me and that I wanted it to be perfect.
So, Josh and I grabbed our cameras and our brochures, and walked up
into the Hobbiton tour bus, sitting by our very short tour guide who could have
been a hobbit himself. Wow, they
really do make this an authentic experience! I thought to myself. I couldn’t believe I was on this tour
bus! I don’t know if I can handle
this, this is too much for me, I thought and wanted to just jump out the
window. As the bus pulled out and we
headed a few miles out into the countryside, I finally started gaining
composure again and I looked happily at my brochure with a map of Hobbiton
inside. Josh kept asking me, “Can you
believe this is happening? Can you believe you are doing this?!”
Peter Jackson could not have picked a more perfect place. Apparently, he has scouts who go out across
the country to find ideal locations for different scenes in the movie. I would’ve liked to have had their job! I don’t know who found this place, whether it
was Peter or one of his scouts, but they must be commended. Just when I thought that the grass couldn’t
possibly be greener on the other side, I found that over here, it was. The green color is hard to describe in words
to really convey its vibrancy; it was so lively. The emerald grass just seemed
to bounce and wave in the wind, as if it truly was alive. It seemed to possess life; like it had
feelings, and that, out here in this beautiful country, ‘neath the shining sun
and far away from any steel buildings or freeways or pollution or crime or wars
or any danger, that it was happy and free.
The grass was dancing.

Those moments in the Shire could not have been more perfect; I know I
keep using that word, but there’s no other way to describe it! The weather was
absolutely gorgeous with the temperature being almost too good to be true, with
barely a breeze, and the warm sun just felt so good and invigorating. It was so quiet except for the songs of a few
birds and the soft hum of crickets. The
sun was shining brightly with just a few clouds passing by every now and then,
so that we couldn’t have asked for anything more as this was the best setting
we could possibly have when taking pictures. As we approached the first hobbit
hole, something moved in the grass, and what would you know, but one of my favorite
things in the world? A CAT!!! A common
housecat was living in the Shire. And it
was a calico! Okay, what’s going on
here? I was thinking to myself. I then started expecting the clouds to open
at any moment and to hold out my hands to manna coming down from the
heavens. Or lembas bread. In fact, that is the only suggestion I could
give for this tour, is that they hand out elvish lembas bread, wrapped in a big
leaf.
An elaborate garden lay in the center of the Shire, blossoming
bountifully as the white butterflies had also found their heaven. A scarecrow stood tall and proud to protect
from any unwanted guests. We took our
time savoring the moments and I gazed in wonder up at the magnificent party
tree. It was massive! The sun was shining through the leaves and it
was so magical. So this is where Bilbo
celebrated his one hundred and eleventh birthday. I imagined the scene at night, with the
twinkling lights hanging from the boughs and Bilbo’s birthday cake covered in
111 candles. How I would have liked to
have been at that party, eaten all the food and ate that birthday cake. Haha, what did I tell you? I was not on earth the entire time we were
there. Looking at all the people around
me though, laughing and as happy as little hobbit children, I knew I was
surrounded by my fellow nerds. The tree
was roped off, but I was tempted to sneak off and climb it and hide. Our guide mentioned that one old man had come
for one of the tours and asked if the guide would kindly let this dear old sir
sit beside the tree. Our guide said, “So
I just let him”, and the old man sat with his back against the tree the entire
time reading The Lord of the Rings. The
old fellow was quite content and so the guide of course just let him be. I thought that was a cute story.

We went further down the pathways and came upon Sam Gamgee’s
abode. It, of course, had the most
beautiful and elaborate flower garden, and I had never seen so many butterflies
in one place. This was the last scene of
the entire trilogy, when Sam comes back from his sad farewell to his dear Mr.
Frodo, and comes back to his hobbit hole with the yellow door, kisses his
beloved wife Rosie, and says, “Well, I’m back.” I thought to myself, “Well, I’m here!”
“The
tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of
the hill -- The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it -- and
many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on
another. No going upstairs for the hobbit: bedrooms, bathrooms, cellars,
pantries (lots of these), wardrobes (he had whole rooms devoted to clothes),
kitchens, diningrooms, all were on the same floor, and indeed on the same
passage. The best rooms were all on the lefthand side (going in), for these
were the only ones to have windows, deep-set round windows looking over his
garden, and meadows beyond, sloping down to the river." –The Hobbit
A hobbit hole that we could actually step inside for photo, yay! |
Being
there, in front of Bilbo’s home, looking out upon the land and the people, Er .
. . imaginative hobbits in my head I
mean, seeing the green hills, gardens, flowers, lake and mountains in the
distance, I then knew why Bilbo loved the Shire so dearly. No bad thing, no evil could ever possibly
come to this place; it could not even be imagined looking out from the hill of
Bag End. And, like Bilbo and Frodo, I
understood their need and passion to save the Shire.
“Then something Tookish
woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear
the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and explore the caves, and wear a sword
instead of a walking-stick.” –The Hobbit
I did not want that moment to end, looking out upon
the Shire.
Along
the tour, and gazing at each door and garden, I tried to think which hobbit
hole would be mine…where would I like to live?
I thought long and hard about it, but Bag End definitely took the
cake. Our tour guide was watching out
for all of us, especially when we were at Bilbo’s door, as I’m sure he could
sense the plots of the nerds planning their subtle sneak-off. Josh asked if anyone had ever tried to be
left behind, and he took a second, smiled and said, “Yep.” I thought that was hilarious and Josh really
laughed loud. If only he knew what I was
thinking . . .
I
did not rebel, however, so you should be quite proud of my self-control. The tour was better than I could have
dreamed, and I was afraid we wouldn’t have enough time, which of course we all
wanted more, but realistically, we had plenty of time to listen to our tour
guide and had several chances to have moments to ourselves and wander off not
too far. Josh and I did get “gotten onto”
once, along with a couple other people, because we got a little too excited and
started going ahead and he told us to wait.
Oops! Haha. I felt like the luckiest
girl in the world that day; how many people get to do that? And did I ever think I really would be in the
Shire? I also felt lucky because, after
The Lord of the Rings film, this land was owned by a farmer, and as New Zealand
has had the rule to bring everything back to its original state and Jackson had
to take down his movie sets on location after filming was done, well, they had
to take Hobbiton apart, too. The only
thing that was left was the white walls and doorframes, so you just had to
really imagine. The tour was like that
for years, and when I first learned about that back in the day, I was quite
disappointed because I wanted it to look like it did in the movie. Well, the timing was providential, because,
after filming The Hobbit, they left it exactly the way it was. Woo hoo!
Our guide said that this is going to be here forever, so we can bring
our children, grandchildren, and just keep coming back. I thought that was awesome, and I already
plan on our kids being LOTR nerds, whether they like it or not, and we will
come back here as a family one day! I
could have learned a lot more things from our tour guide, but I did wander off
quite frequently. One interesting fact I did overhear, however, was that the
tree on top of Bag End was FAKE!!! As we
had stood at the lake, he said that if you look closely, and the wind blows,
the branches don’t sway. Crazy!
There was another busload of people; that
place is busy as the tours overlap each other.
Being Easter weekend too, I’m sure this helped with the influx as
well. I did not want to leave, and was very sad to say goodbye to my dear Shire. I said goodbye several times.
“Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over stone,
And under mountains in the moon.
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star,
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have
known.”